God Bless America!

Earlier this morning, I saw this headline: "US man saved from alligator jaws" from the BBC. It seemed like an interesting enough story from the headline, but after reading it, there was a bit more to it than the headline indicated.

Then, this afternoon, CBS came though with a truly American headline that tells oh so much more of the story: "Gator Attacks Naked Man on Crack". Awwww yeahhh, baybee.